Brighter than Sunshine.

Hello Tomorrow.

2012-02-13T21:30:00.000-08:00

ugh the monday blues.

do you know?

work starts earlier on mondays. you know why? to attend assembly.

to sing negaraku. exercise. i even had to go up to stage to introduce myself. hahahahaha. AWKWARD.

DID YOU KNOW? the last time i had to sing the national anthem was either ns...or when i attended the football match malaysia played indonesia. hmm. hahahaha.

work has allowed me to enjoy friday to the maximum appropriate level. LIKE OMG. ITS FRIDAY. CAN YOU FEEL IT. OMG. IM SO HAPPY. HAHAHAHA. OMG.

i wish it was friday. as of now, friday is 74 hours, 50 minutes and 37 seconds away. YAY. hahhahahaa.

we slacked in work today. we managed to do some autocad stuff and learn how to use the catia program. which was badass. WE MADE A DARTH MAUL DOUBLE SIDED LIGHTSABER. but too bad i cant show you here.

talking bout star wars, THE 3D VERSION IN ON SCREENS. CAN WE WATCH IT CAN WE WATCH IT CAN WE WATCH IT. honestly i would pay any amount they asked from me..if i could afford it to watch the duel of fates in 3D! the phantom menace for me was the best movie from the prequels because it had darth maul who is by far the coolest and most badass sith master. but unfortunately he had to die.

CAN WE WATCH CAN WE WATCH CAN WE WATCH. i remembered watching the phantom of menace 3 times in the cinemas with my dad and brother to catch the hidden scenes in the movie. :D

CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE. there are soooooo many movies to watch. ): man on a ledge...chronicles..there was sherlock holmes. ): THE AGONY. work is tiring. i woke up at 630 to get stucked in the jam with everybody. like hello.

in the world of sports,

i sucked. ugh. stupid newcastle. hahahaha. 34 points is quite miserable. considering i was hoping bale would do something. and they stole my dempsey's goal. IT WAS A GOAL. NOT AN OWN GOAL. and how the hell did newcastle lose 5-0. ugh. DID YOU SEE SUAREZ? what an asshole.

i wont say much cause obviously people already have an idea what an asshole suarez is.

:D hahahhaa.

performer of the week:

did you see him demolish kobe and the lakers? this guy was making videos with nigahiga and kevjumba and looking extraordinarily large in those videos. and now he is destroying teams. with a degree from harvard. WTF. and nobody wanted him at first. it would be great for a sucky new york to have a reliable point guard playing aside carmelo, stoudamire and big chandler.

love the angle shots. love how he played in this game. LIN WITH A GEOMETRY LESSON. cause hes chinese. hahahahahahahhaha. the full highlights is linked HERE. or just go to youtube to see how his 3 pointers sink lakers. lol. LIN WITH THE DUNK! his jersey sold out once it was on sale. believe that.

look at my teeth. nom nom nom nom. the wisdom tooth is gonna burst. nom nom nom nom. arent my teeth pretty? hahahahhaa.

okay bye. HOW COME COLDPLAY DID NOT WIN A GRAMMY?

byebye. happy valentines day. i want a girlfriend.

hi kah hoo this is my new girlfriend.

Shy.

Ojj.

Who's Bad.

2012-02-09T21:11:00.000-08:00

I finally get it.

i get it..how issit to be blind like a MOUSE.

hahahhaa. i forgot to bring my glasses band while playing football, and first time in my life i played football without my glasses. lol. and to be honest while i still played okay, i couldnt see SHIT. hahahhaa. i passed into blank spaces, i could only see the ball at the very last second, i couldnt even make sure that i scored. imagine that. like i thought i scored. and then i wasn't so sure. did i score? WTF. hahahaha. but i did score 4 goals. YAY.

and i also finally get it...how issit like to be so stressful in the morning and evening jams. and also why my parents sleep so early at night. and why working is not fun. and why the weekends are so awesome. i get ALL of it now. hahahhahaha.

STRESSS.

i have gone through 2 days of internship! yay. im not supposed to say much bout my internship placement..as warned in case i leak secrets.

i quote , "the worst case you'll be sued in court, end up in jail, or not you'll be kicked out of university and your life will be screwed from then on. i can guarantee you that." UHUH.

but anyway. WORKING IS TIRING. and not fun at all. jeez. i get my own table! yay. i dun get internet access. :/ its fun learning new stuff i guess. but the weird thing is, pro-e doesnt come to ANY use at all. they said forget pro-e. pro-e is useless. use autocad. ok shit. the last time i used autocad was 24 years ago. im basically screwed. lol.

i cant wait for the weekend to come. WHO's BAD.

and regarding capello's resignation, honestly it has come 2 years late. get someone better. (me me me me me me me me me me)

i was more upset on the death of btjunkie. NOOOOOO. where do i get movies now ): lol.

okay im done. i need my lonesome time. fap fap fap fap fap fap. LOL.

the awkward moment when life gives you nothing to look forward to..EXCEPT WORK. work work.

in my dreams,

it has always been you.

I'm Just Saying.

2012-02-06T17:25:00.000-08:00

today marks the last day of cny. boooooooo. ): im going to throw oranges.

its a tragedy. it also means the end of twister fries. NOOOOO. i actually sent a msg to mcdonalds asking them to provide twister fries all year round. LOL.

dear mcdonalds,

i hate you. cause you make me wait one year to eat twister fries. you suck. and i'm still waiting for the grilled chicken foldover to come back. you suck.

it also means i start work on wednesday. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

we all had a crazy weekend. with sook foon coming down from sabah. yay. we had korean food for dinnerrr. then we had poker session. which i lost. I HAD A FULL HOUSE. but i lost to a bigger full house. WADA FAK. guess my house needs renovating to a bigger house. MOM.

not mentioning that manchester came back from the dead with a BLISTERING 3 goals to come back from the dead. WOOHOO. WHAT A GAME.

and jeremy starting giving out money again. till he pawned ah toh's money.

and then ah toh suffered to his 2nd loss in the week. WOOHOO.

butt....the best thing was the mini ps3 winning eleven 2v2 tournament we all had between each other. hahahahaha.

now we werent gambling with money, nor slaps. but this time it was stripping. HAHAHA. much like strip poker. LOL. all guys dun worry. hahahaha. so you had to lose your shirt, then your pants and so on if you kept losing. and AS UNDERDOGS, me and ah toh won all games. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. BEST. NIGHT. EVER. we saw jeremy, my brother, andrew and kien wei strip to their boxers. LOL. no pictures of course. or not i would have most definitely posted here. LOL.

you just messed with the wrong team yo. hahahahhaa.

next year's chinese new year is on february 10th. HEE.

it was a great new year. :D and so im so looking forward to next year. already. hahahahaha. YAY. that is if we survive the onslaught armageddon.

okay bye. i need sleep. i couldnt sleep after thinking how embarrassing it was to strip till your undies. HAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

when they announced coldplay's new single to be charlie brown, i was like ECSTATIC. my favourite song off mylo xyloto, its an awesome song and they made A VIDEO FOR IT. YAY.

but off all coldplay's magical videos, this one is kinda flat. they keep showing 2 couples kissing while glowing in the dark. wtf. lol. strawberry swing is still their video to beat.

and here's the avengers new trailer which i hope doesnt suck. like it would be damn well if it dint suck like shit. like thor. and iron man 2. lol. capt america's new suit is kinda funny though. look at iron man firing and those alien scum! piew piew piew piew piew

okaykthxbye. happy chap goh meh! (:

Watch The Throne.

2012-02-03T17:09:00.000-08:00

with the last weekend of cny (and the week before i start my training!) looming over, i have been sleeping sleeping sleeping sleeping. actually i havent. i wished i have. im so tired. lol. but from lou sang at jeremy's place, to gambling till early morning, to being woken up by wkie..ugh. I NEED MORE SLEEP. sometimes i wish i could have kah hoo's ability of NOT waking up from a phone call. LOL.

i like spending time at home. THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME. hahaha. but i had to spend the wholeee day away from yesterday. because wkie and yi may kidnapped me. :/

gerry was back from australia. YAY. has it been a year? so i had to spend time with 3 girls. UGH. hahaha. normally it would be a happy thing but i was so tired. and i was bored. and i could have spend time sleeping at home. but NOO.

we eventually headed off to ikea for dinner and then to library cause khas was upset and she wanted to drink. UGH.

spending 5 hours of sleep and 12 hours with wkie and co isnt really that fun. *blur*

anyway i collected my 200 book voucher! YAY. in the wake of that event, my mom lost her house key, lost my SPARE KEY, and then took my house key. what was worse that she also took the car so she had to pick me home after i went to collect the book voucher. BUT NOO. she dint answer the phone. DIDNT ANSWER THE HOUSE PHONE. even when iain wanted to send me home..i dint have the house key. what if she wasnt HOME. UGH. STRESS.

moms.

and this week we finally got ah toh to be LAST. YAY. HAHA. HUMILLIATION. 15.5 points is SAD. hahahahahhahahahaha. i won! i scored 80 points more than ah toh. WASSSAPP. DEMPSEYYYYYYYY.

okay bye. :D

Doctors say I’m the illest,

Cause I’m suffering from realness.

Just A Feeling.

2012-01-31T13:14:00.000-08:00

HELLO.

LEGENDARY.

taken from jeremy's instagram. :D KAPOW.see ah pher LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN on my brother. LOLOL.

what an awesome weekend. HAHAHA.

i dont start till one more week. AND A HALF. WASSAP.

the past weekend, i gambled. the end. bye.

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger.

2012-01-27T23:44:00.000-08:00

happy new year!

im home from penang. YAY.

thank the sky heavens that traffic was much better this year. we made it to penang in 4 hours and back home to kl in 4 and a half hours. WIN!

cny in penang this year was a major bore for me. ): hahaha. not saying that i hate cny (HOW DARE YOU HATE CNY)

we extended our stay one more day. so it became 5 days of boredom. lol. not to mention that we had less relatives to visit but the fact that we extended our stay meant there was alot of time to sleep. when i mean alot..its really alot. hahahahaha.

no i dint gamble. not when my cousins are much much older than me with kids and all. i spent half the time in penang watching cartoon with the kids. :/

we even had time to catch a movie this time around..THE VIRAL FACTOR!

it wasn't as great as what you all jay chou fans said it was. for me it VERY unrealistic like how godlike nicolas tze was. hahaha. i dun understand how he still walks after being shot..everywhere. lol.

and while it was cool to see kl scenes in a big movie, and jay chou's acting wasn't too bad too. but i can't help thinking that whenever he opens his mouth his gonna burst into a song. tingggg mama de huaaaa. hahahaha.

it was just a so-so movie for me. maybe i love hong kong 2012 would have been better. VIVIAN ZHANG! :O

just like how it was a so-so new year in penang. BUT THERE IS STILL TIME TO CHANGE THAT. my hands are itchy. im so ready to pawn your money. hahahahahaha.

today i finally got to scratch my hands a little with a little rummy. HEE.

DID YOU KNOW?

in the annual lunar new year celebrated by all chinese, jeremy tai's name becomes susan tai. in the 15 days of the chinese new year, he is known as susan tai. hahahahahahahahaha.

hahhahaa. if you get it then two thumbs up for you! hahaha. thanks for dinner at chili's! :D

more gambling tomorrow! look at my itinerary planned out by ah toh for the weekend. hahahaha.

KNNBCCB CNY'12 angpao sucking time

27th Jan - Friday

4.00pm - possibility of futsal match against my brother frends if we could gather a team of 6 or 7..
8 pm - for those who have no family, u r welcome to have dinner together.
10 pm - velvet A.K.A dry hump @ Zouk -_-"
12am - get wasted n start vomiting on frends shoe.. (justin) u are blacklisted from drinking shots with unknown girls.

26th Jan - saturday

12pm - PAI NIN at julian house
12.30pm - Pai Nin at Kin wai House
1pm - pai nin at Jeremy house
1.30pm - lunch @ anywhere but not puchong
2pm - pai nin at my house
2.30 pm - start the *siong kam ching session A.K.A gambling
6pm - rest and head on to restaurant for an awesome CNY dinner and lou sang with 1 small slice of fish ..
9pm- continue gambling anywhere while watching liverfool vs MANCHESTER

27th Jan - Sunday

hahahahhaa. well not all went as planned. there was no futsal. nor badminton. DEPRESSED. hahahaha. futsal not enough people. badminton no racquet. wtfbbq. lol. sunday is still blank cause we're leaving it to spontaneity. i think. hahaha.

thats all i have now. haha. HAPPY NEW YEAR! (:

To find hope, when it seems there is absolutely none.

Enter The Dragon.

2012-01-21T00:03:00.000-08:00

i'm still here! HEE. with my hands all brown and body burnt. ROAR. painting is not fun at all. it seemed fun AT FIRST...but with the weather scorching down. like im not tanned enough. lol. and everything i touch now becomes brown. i predict that my keyboard will be brown after this post. hahahahhaa. WES BROWN.

today has been a really really busy day. ROAR. last minute shopping is so not fun. BUTTT. I BOUGHT A NEW SHOE. YAY.

i like shoes more than anything. hahahaha. HEE. this is to replace my blue adidas (may you rest in peace and serve a homeless guy well) so thats why its white. i shall name it KRYPTONITE. well my brother named it cause its green and after nate robinson's green shoe when he competed in the dunk contest. :D

this post is just to wish everybody a happy new year, although i already did that in the previous post. hahahaha. *prays* hope i beat the traffic tomorrow hope i beat the traffic tomorrow. DID YOU HEAR HOW BAD THE TRAFFIC IS TODAY? and ah toh went to get himself stuck in that traffic. lolol.

i was such a happy boy that i got to cut my hair. HELL YEA. cause initially i dint make a booking with my pretty hairstylist...but she called me to come back in later at night. but i was lazy anyway. hahahhaa. then she called me AGAIN the next day. YAY.

im now so happy. not just cause i look good. cause my hairstylist is so pretty. hahahahahhaa. i know i always say i want a girlfriend that looks like megan fox or brooklyn decker...but MOMMY CAN I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT? pretty, big eyes, long flowing hair, sweet, really pretty. LOL.

so in the spirit of chinese new year..this is justin lim's guide on having an awesome chinese new year. wait i did that last year. hahahhaa.

oh well. but anyway happy chinese new year! gong xi gong xi (: i'll be leaving to penang at 5 in the morning tomorrow. so dun let me catch you on the road. LET ME GO FIRST. I DUN WAN TO GET STUCKED.

last chinese new year...i lost an angpow worth rm 100. so this time around, im just hoping i do something stupid like that again. so here's to an awesome and smooth chinese new year! (:

BOOYA. saw that. i still can write. hahahaha.

okay. i have to wake up in 5 hours. xin nian kuai le!

Results came out last night. LOL.

and i got confirmation on my industrial training placing.

so yay.

A Hopeful Transmission.

2012-01-19T15:25:00.000-08:00

did i enjoy angkor wat?

so-so. it was an okay trip. could have been better.

did i argue with my mom?

NO. YAY. felt like the biggest achievement i achieved in 2012. hahahahahahahahahahhaa. i felt like a world champion upon arrival at kl WITHOUT any....arguments. lol.

after my no 1 priority of the holiday (watching sherlock) was like scrapped due to the majority of already watching it and that kah hoo incident, i went back to midvalley later in the evening at the same day. to watch

I BOUGHT A ZOO! somehow i can't believe how a movie title like that would attract anybody. putting the movie title aside, its not too bad. it was actually quite decent after a whole load of rotten movies that i have watched with wkie. it was like a curse. watching bad movies with wkie. most of it are her choices too anyway. hahahahahaha. the day the earth stood still, water for elephants, pink panther 2....the list goes on forever. lol.

THE CURSE ~~OF THE BLACK PEARL~~ IS FINALLY BROKEN. savy. its based on a true story so its kinda touching and kinda dramatic. lol. I DID NOT CRY. the only times i almost cried was watching armageddon and ladder 49 *shame* LOL.

life hasnt changed. my butt is still itchy from the moss and mushrooms growing from my butt. and we have a dota facebook group. LOL. omg what have i got myself into. hahahahaha.

chinese new year is finally here. yay. *fistpump* i'll be back in penang. as usual. *snores* so here's to hoping everyone has an awesome cinapek new year. gong xi gong xi! :D

there are times when you have to fight back and speak up when someone stares down on your face. what will backing down ever get you. i rather die, than being spitted in my face. ass.

new year mood = gone

instead of putting some chinese new year song which you will get sick of when new year officially starts...im gonna post my psyched-up song of the moment!

to be enjoyed at top volume. ROARRRRRRR. LOOK AT TAYLOR HAWKINS WITH HIS DRUMS. hahahhahaa. if i ever get deaf by 30, at least i know i enjoyed music the way it should be. hee.

okay bye.

hahahahahhahahahahaa. LOL.

DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI DOU PAI

oh yea and i got my only new year card from my buddy buddy Tan Sri Koh Tsu Koon. 3rd year in a row. YAY. hahahahhaa.

okay bye.

PAWN YOUR MONEY PAWN YOUR MONEY PAWN YOUR MONEY PAWN YOUR MONEY

happy new year!

i miss my shoe ):

Most of the times, she just pisses me off by annoying me.

I Focus On The Pain.

2012-01-16T18:10:00.000-08:00

i'm home! :D

after a long, long 4 day trip up in siem reap.

today i got to watch SHERLOCK HOLMES. something i have been longing to watch since FOREVER.

it was so awesome with sherlock holmes solving crimes in slow mo ROARRRRRR.

okay i dint watch. well because kah hoo asked me to go watch and so i went. then he said he had to go home to pj and then come back when the movie was in 1 hour. lol. ): and and and the parking in midvalley was crazy. they closed ALL THE FLOORS. only left p1. ccb. bumper to bumper after you collect your ticket. WTF.

DID YOU KNOW?

that you get to leave the parking without paying in 15 minutes. so i left midvalley kinda pissed cause it was so packed and after confirming with kah hoo to cancel.

DID YOU ALSO KNOW?

that you have to first validate your ticket with the machine before going out.

well i dint know. so DIT DIT DIT DIT. "exit not possible. try again later." oopsie. THE FUNNY THING WAS i look to the next machine and the lady in the next car had the same problem. LOL. so both of us were stopping traffic. nobody could leave. cause of me! and the car beside. she looked at me with some amusement. HEEHEE. hahahahaha.

i couldnt reverse cause where could i go anyway. i had to wait for the ticket guy to come who said "parking car awak sini. pegi masuk validate." wtf? hahahahaha. imagine how many curses i got when i came down of the car. HAHAHAHAHA. the girl had to come down too so both of us took the longest walk of shame to validate our tickets to exit. LOL.

some fucking experience. hahahahaha. STRESS.

siem reap was overall...not so fun. ):

hahaha. it was a place full of conmen and people trying very hard to speak english then ends up sounding mega weird. hahahaha.

FYI cambodia deals in US DOLLARS. so it isnt like a very cheap place. for one, our "guesthouse" was 15 usd per night and actually looked clean and nice. i was at first impressed. even though they allowed you to bring explosives. @@

walking along the streets you find that the traffic is SCARY AS FUCK. and the roads are so dusty that the locals wear masks. JEEZ.

to make things short. i had nothing to buy, it was hot as hell, and we got conned. so many times. we couldnt find a decent place to eat so we went to this restaurant and they served local food. but it cost 15 usd. WTF. like a one person set 15 usd. and it sucked. if they told you that their khmer amok fish is awesome, dont believe it. hahahahhaa.

i ko-ed after that cause i dint sleep in the morning on the plane (im not a very good flyer) and my flight was at 6 meaning i had to be up at 3 something. ROAR. we got up to see the sunset. they said "goo dis place. good for sunset. veli nais." so we did. we climbed some never ending dusty road that took FOREVER. and climbed up this super steep stairs.

and there was no sunset.

WHERES MY SUNSET. #conned

we got conned again for dinner. again amok fish. again 15 usd. imagine the meals were as expensive as our stay in the hotel. wtfbbq. STRESS. eat dinner also stress.

the sucky thing was they deal in us dollars and also cambodian money. but mainly in usd. BUT they dont deal in us COINS. which was fucked up. cause if you had change they gave you back in cambodian money. which i found was ridiculous. and if you wanted to pay in cambodian money, they charged you extra. WTF.

first day: PISSED.

you know how much does visiting angkor wat cost? 20 usd per day. lol. and alot of them go for the 3 day thing cause honestly you cant finish angkor wat in a day. BUT WE DID.

with alot of short cuts. hahahahahhaa.

to be honest everything looks the same that after awhile i was too tired to even bother what place was what. it was SO hot and i was so tired of looking at rocks. another rock there another tree here another statue there. MEGASPAM.

cap tangan. lol.

we went back dusty and broken. and my mom scheduled for another visit to angkor wat at the water basin thing. for sunset cause we were so impressed when we went there in the afternoon. that taxi trip cost us 5 usd. ROAR.

DID YOU KNOW? angkor wat was featured in tomb raider the movie. so yea.

DID YOU ALSO KNOW? that this place means 'royal bath' whether the king really showered here i dunno. but it would be freaking awesome to have a bathtub that big. LOL.

one thing good i can say bout siem reap is..there alot of foreigners. and the weather is really hot. that actually means = girls in tank tops! YAY. hahahahaha. its so beautiful. sobs. hahahahahhahahaha.

everywhere you went there was always a monsoon river. that actually made me happier a little. after the horrible first day. :D hahahahahhahahahahaha.

we went to the cultural village on the 3rd day. which costs a whopping 11 usd EACH. the wax museum was cool. it was like being in the movie night at the musuem. hahahahaha.

BOOBIES! LOL. even my mom looks so excited.

asian robin williams.

bao qing tian.

bao qing tian writing a book.

bao qing tian playing a 2 stringed guitar.

after that i sorta blacked out cause there were alot of dancing and yada yada yada. so i blacked out. lol.

this picture my eyes are going crazy BECAUSE the girl who took this picture for us was wearing a tank top and had to bend forward. cause we were seated on the ground. HAHAHAHA. thats why i look like that. HAHAHAHAHAHA. i sawwww

LOL.

i was sad cause my mom wouldnt let me climb higher. ):

discovering pub street was the best thing ever cause it made our day happier. we found cheap and good food. like hot wings for 3 usd, tacos for 1 usd. pizza for 3 usd. YAY. beer for 0.5 usd. LOL. imagine its even cheaper than bottled water. and its the place where all the foreigners come out to play.

spiderman tuktuk!

BOOM!

then look left. BOOM.

then look right. BOOM. another longkang. it was so awesome. HAHAHAHHAA.

and that concludes my siem reap post. hahaha. im sorry that its so compressed. im very lazy and i just decided that vomitting all the pictures like i did on facebook would be easier. but if you would want more information i could share with you. i still remember everything. i can be your virtual tour guide. no i would not go there again with you. hahahaha. i dun like it there. but i could tell you where to stay and what to eat and stuff. lol. no i dint go to tonle sap cause my mom said it was too far for a tuk tuk (12km) and therefore expensive. hahaha. no i dint see the killing fields cause phnom penh is 300 km from siem reap. taking a plane would be easier. its a 6 hour ride from siem reap. no i dint learn how to speak their language but i sure know how to speak like them. hahahaha. matamm u want tuktuk? veli chipp. fai dolaa.

YAAA. long post. lol. cny in a week! (:

till then. :D

Cause it’s the only thing that’s real.

Where You Goin'.

2012-01-11T03:08:00.000-08:00

YAY. my brains have not rotted over the holidays.

if i joined all those general knowledge competitions i would be like an awesome competitor. HAIYAK.

DID YOU KNOW? mozart's full name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. gangster. i dint know that. hahahaha.

DID YOU KNOW? i leave malaysia innnnnnnnnnnnnn 9 hours. YAY. HOLIDAY.

but only with my mom. and i sincerely hope that it goes well. like seriously. hahahahaha.

24 underwears. check.

sunglasses. check.

pajamas. check.

LETS GO. apparently angkor wat is so hot and dusty and shu fen said it was the worst place she visited. LOL. hahahaha. not like i had a choice to travel where but what do i have to complain when its a holiday trip for FREEEEEEEEEEE.

but i miss out on my weekends. :/

NO FOOTBALL.

NO PREMIER LEAGUE.

NO DOTA. ROARR. WALRUS PUNCH.

okay dota is so not healthy and is making me sleepy even at this hour. hahahhaa.

i promise to return with more pictures to show! :D and hopefully i dont turn darker. than i already ma. :/ hahahhaa.

dun miss me! HEE.

I’m trying to be patient, but it’s a little bit hard to wait that long.

Highly Strung.

2012-01-08T23:33:00.000-08:00

ROAR.

look at my pretty solar eclipse. pretty right right right. if you dint know it was a solar eclipse then you fail. lol. go watch more heroes. hahahaha.

DID YOU KNOW. a solar eclipse isnt as rare as i thought. hahaha. the next one happens THIS YEAR ON MAY 20 2012. i know right. i thought it was something that happens once every thousand years or something. lol.

i hope youre liking the new colour and stuff. im trying to add more stuff but it requires more research. lol. *lazy*

but anyway. the holidays have been breezing by. SO FUN. dota-ing has taken alot of my time and my sleep. hahahahaha. YAY.

we went to li foong's palace. she recently moved to sungai buloh WHICH IS SUPER FAR. but oh well. we still went for her open house thing. lol. why does palaces and mansions have to be located in super far places? hahahaha.

alwin's failed magic. HAHAHAHA. MY MAGIC WIN! :D

her house was majestic. i think majestic is appropriate. i dint take much pictures cause she dint allow photography in her house.

NO PHOTOGRAPHY ALLOWED. that majestic. hahahahahahahah. kidding la. but honestly it was crazy big. her porch can be turned into a mini 100m dash competition. lol.

but damn far. took me 45 minutes to get home. @@

my furry furball brother went for a haircut and LOOK AT HIM NOW. HAHAHAHAHA. he looks kinda ugly but still majorly cute at the same time. like an overgrown puppy with his big ears. AHAHAHAHA. SO KEWT.

here are the pictures from ah toh's christmas party stolen from multiple sources from facebook. YAY.

see my super serious sorting out presents face. lol.

you so gotta watch ah pher's failed magic. AGAIN. hahahahahahhahaa.

EPIC FAIL. HAHAHAHA. funny shit. LOL. yay. that is done.

9gag has seriously ruined our lives. this is some serious funny shit that i have to so try next time. HAHAHAHAH.

thank god manchester united won. yay. although they kinda sucked majorly. never i tot i would see paul scholes put on that famous red shirt again. but the mu legend is BACK. for half a season. YAY. although he was kinda scary today. MY HERO IS BACK! :D

mu trivia #2222309

paul scholes used to wear number 22 before he got the number 18. since its given to ashley young this season he takes over number 22 which was left over by john o'shea who is now at sunderland. :D

okay. me sleep. baibai.

mommy mommy. wo yao jiang zhi de nu peng you ke yi ma.

huo ze zhi ge.

huo huo huo huo huo huo huo huo.

ze zhi ge.

between the 3 i would chooseeeeeeeeeeee

chen fala in a cat suit.

tadaa. lol.

MARRY ME.

#goawaystranger

#youretouchingmygirlfriend

hahahahaha. toodles. :D

A Start Of Something New.

2012-01-05T16:20:00.000-08:00

we wish you a merry christmas. we wish you a merry christmas. we wish you a merry christmas.

hahahahaha. im sorry that my blog is still snowing. lol. i havent had time to make adjustments. IM ON HOLIDAYS NOWWWW. more on that later. hahahhaa.

since this is my first post of the year :D i'll try to make it compressed as possible. hahahaha.

as you all knew i had a exam paper on new year's eve. which was like WTF. but it was kinda easy. until i realised i screwed my bode plot. which could eventually cost me my A. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

so anyway. we kinda had a last minute plan to have a bbq party at my house. lol. just the 5 of us. hahahahahaha. now you know how many friends i have. LOL.

this app so cool like it can LOCATE STARS. and the moon. and THE SUN. its suppose to show you that is the moon on the phone. but my camera you know as always = fail. lol.

it was so last minute that we only started cooking at 9. starving. hahaha. the sad thing was. we bought DAMN alot of food. like more than enough for 7 people. so there was alot of leftovers. and we shouldnt have cooked the leftovers. but we did. then we went to see fireworks outside my house and take stupid pictures.

hahahahahahhaa. *LIKE*

HAPPY NEW YEAR. bom bom bom. came back. all our leftovers were gone. where did they go?

a)a firework dropped and went through the roof of my house and burnt the food

b)i secretly ate all of them.

c)i was hallucinating in the exam hall and there was no party. SHUTTER ISLAND.

d)none of the above.

the answer is SHUTTER ISLAND.

actually my dog ate it all. the end. i have a stupid dog. please give me back my bacon strips.

it was a rather low key new year. which was more preferable for me than a HAPPY NEW YEAR BOM BOM BOMB BOM YAYYY SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY YAYYY SPRAYY YAYY SPRAYYY BOM BOMB OM BHAPPY NEW YEAR AESRAER at the curve or sunway or wherever that has a mall. i think our city has too many malls. plant more trees please. hahahahhaa.

i was invited by 3 different groups of people to go to the curve to celebrate new year eves. (whats there at the curve?) if you say fireworks i rather you go see the london wheel on youtube. BOM BOM BOM.

anyway. exams was so so for me. im just glad its over. and now my holidays are until cny where after that i go for industrial training for 3 months. WHICH MEANS i dun get to see lecturers and books and sit for test for 5 months. god is great. life is blissful. HOWEVER. something really special happened to me during the exam period.

PLEASE READ.

my exam started at 9. BUT i turned off the alarm when i was suppose to wake up. expect the horror when i woke up to see it 10.50. HOLY ****. i am 2 hours late for exams. OMFG. and its not a dream. i arrived at the hall and the STUPID invigilator wont let me sit the paper. cause i was late? hahahaha. but after much persuasion, they allowed me to take the paper with 1 hour to spare. it was a 3 hours paper but i only had 1 hour. talk bout handicap.

AND that was the story how ng kah hoo came late for exams. true story. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. im so sorry kah hoo. LOL. this truly is your epic moment. hahahahhaa.

well that's almost everything in the past few days. its the holidays and i have tons of things planned out. first on the priority list, WATCH SHERLOCK HOLMES! but the problem is everybody has watched it :/ any takers? lol.

i also plan to sleep 25 hours. and also start packing for my trip to cambodia which is NEXT WEEK. i know right i also dint know it was so soon. ANGKOR WAT HERE I COME. watch movies, slack, sleep, play dota (IM BACK!), touch the piano and also update my ios 5 and then JAILBREAKING IT. UNTETETTET. however you spell it. hahahaha. tettet. hahahaha.

yay.

happy new year folks. guess what. ITS 18 days to CHINESE NEW YEARRRRR.

zhao chai jing bao, zhao chai jing bao, zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao

zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao zhaochaijingbao

ZHAOOO CHAI JINGGGG BAOOOOOOO. hahahahahahahah.

this app so cool. imagine i set this chinese new year day count thing since the last chinese new year. :D hahahahhaa. i know its not the really correct picture to put. but the picture makes me happy. and cny makes me happy. so i guess its related. in a way. ROSIE JONES.

i can even count until we all die. and make it less saddening.

yoona! hahahahahhahahahahahahaha. there you go 351 days left till we all die. make these remaining days count.

i dunno bout you but if i knew i was going to die i would strip naked and sleep on the roof and wait for the wave/uv ray/tornado/monster/alien/bai ling/megatron to kill me.

resolutions this year, would be to spend more time on my blog. i know my blog counts (and my readers :/ ) have gradually decreased over the last year, but i'll try to keep things going. i hope. i wont stop blogging! and my word is iron. i'll try to add more features to the blog too. but for now you get snow and that blue christmas tree. hahahaha.

thats bout it. happy new year!

taken from my whatsapp message from yi may. aww. hahahaha.

so much for a compressed first post of the year. lol. HEE. happy schooling for those who are going back to school. MUAHAHAHA. happy holidays for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. sleeping for 4 hours does have its effects.

BIEEBER FEVER!

Light a fire, a spark in my heart.

My Favourite Things.

2011-12-31T10:11:00.000-08:00

in this 4th edition of my year end review, i show you what awesome things i have done through the year. the fact that im doing this while i have exams shows you how important this is to me. hahhahah. ROAR.

i continued my mohawk. WHICH WAS SO AWESOME BTW.

WASSAP.

mom bought me a new car.

sold the old one. ):

just only realised that junyeu commented when said this. HAHAHA.

bought a bike.

just kidding.

went to chiangmai.

rode an elephant,

drove a bull cart. lol.

made our own flip flap. you know. the thing that flips and flaps in your car. or shoot zombies. lol.

also made our own video for it. A MUST WATCH. if you have not seen it. hahahhaa.

got my first flaming. lol. and saw ah wai's hair got burnt. LOL.

got paid to see michael buble in concert. WOO. mesmerizing experience.

turned 21 in style.

STRIPPED!

entered the casino in genting for the first time. and lost all my money. hahahaha.

STARTED THE MAGAZINE WAR. ROARR. hahahahahhaa.

appeared in vietnam. =.=

got rocky. :D

went bald. lol.

brought 24 ppl to shabu. i dunno why is this relevant. hahahaha.

said goodbye to dell. ):

saw scholes retired. sigh.

saw mu won 19!

lost a loved one. again.

daddy bought me a new computer. HEE.

lost my beloved shoe. haih. i wonder how i left it on top of a car. omgs.

climbed bukit tabur, or mount of death at 6am to see the sunrise with 2 gaytards. lol.

i had to so post this picture again although it was so funny then. its still so funny now. CUMFACE. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

had my teeth treated by yi may. SCARY AS FUCK. but its so clean now. hahaha.

met a new friend. JIN JJA? from KOREAA.

met jayesslee. be jealous. *winks*

went go karting! SCHUMACHER.

said goodbye to lam lam, and bought bak bak instead. hahaha.

bought coldplay's new album. PARA-PARA-PARA

MYLO XYLOTO!

bought a new house for my scholes jersey.

bought new muggs. ROARRRR.

painted my toe purple. yes i deem this picture important. LOL.

made our very own satay griller. hahahaha.

it was a fun year. with more downs than ups really. but its a year where i learnt alot too, where i think i have matured alot over the year. last year was more awesome no doubt, but still. it wasn't too bad. just not too awesome.

well happy new year folks. (: usher in the new year with awesomeness, even though it may be our last. LOL. we'll survive. dont worry.

EXAMS AH.

wish me luck.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (:

2012.

LOL.

LOL at the censored faces. HAHAHA. BYE. (:

what are you doing on new year's eve? :D

Eyes closed, but wide awake.

Wondering how long would it take.

Toss and turn, its getting late,

But here, I still lay and wait.

Hours pass but sleep wont take me away,

But finally a ring and a blinding ray,

It’s finally here, my heart leaps in bounds,

a hug, all ever enough for me to sleep asound.

justin lim.

posted july 2011.

don't let it, break you heart.

coldplay.

I simply remember my favourite things,

And then I don’t feel so bad.

i'm scared to death that i'll never be afraid.

I Will Survive.

2011-12-28T00:58:00.000-08:00

(1:26 AM) Justin:	decide who drive first only make senese
(1:26 AM) Iain:	how to decide lol
(1:26 AM) Justin:	rock paper stone la simple hahaha
(1:26 AM) Iain:	yor haha
(1:26 AM) Justin:	cannot cheat hahaha cannot wait i type out first
(1:26 AM) Justin:	foul terus you drive hahahaha

(1:27 AM) Iain:	okay
(1:28 AM) Justin:	ready ah hahahaha
(1:28 AM) Iain:	i count 54321 then out ah
(1:28 AM) Justin:	okay
(1:28 AM) Iain:	5 4
(1:28 AM) Justin:	3
(1:28 AM) Iain:	3 2 1
(1:28 AM) Justin:	stone
(1:28 AM) Iain:	scissors
(1:28 AM) Justin:	HAHAHAHA
(1:28 AM) Iain:	NOOOOO
(1:28 AM) Justin:	I WIN
(1:28 AM) Iain:	u cheat lol
(1:28 AM) Justin:	HAHAHAHAHA
(1:28 AM) Iain:	u slow hahahha
(1:28 AM) Justin:	you slow babi hahahaha YAY YAY BEST NIGHT EVER hahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA

HAHA. and that was the story of how i made iain fetch me to uni. :D

imagine i went to uni to study. WITH IAIN. for 1 hour. hahahahahahhahahaa. still, its some kind of miracle. to imagine i could now been in melaka eating CINCALOKKKKKK if not my exams. mcb.

all i get to do is study study study study.

haaaaa. my book said nipple. haaa. hahahahahahahahahahahaha. i dint know nipple was some kind of screw. hahahahahahahahhaa. tighten the nipples. hahahahahahahahaha. screw. hahahahahahahaha.

see what exams does to me. im sorry. 2 SUNS and 1 MOON DRAGON. ROAR. hahahaha.

yay. tick tock. 1 more days to exam. ROAR. :/ help me.

toodles. procastination time is up. lol. time to sleep. hahahhahaa.

Christmas Lights, Keep Shining On.

2011-12-26T02:24:00.000-08:00

merry christmas!

just like that and christmas is over. ):

i did set my partying to end after christmas. HAIH. SIEN.

had lunch at bangsar. thanks kor kor for lunch. :D and saw this AWESOME LEGO STAR WARS EXHIBITION. like WHOAH.

omg right. thats part of the clone war. like WTF. all made of lego. i wonder how long it took to build that kind of thing. i know my ipod camera is a major fail. BUT IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES. *AWESTRUCK* the death star one. awesome max.

then had our annual christmas party at toh's. :D this is just a short post. i dint take much pictures cause i was busy cooking. ROARRR. all the pictures are with sook foon so i'll just wait.

i tot my gift was awesome. and it exceeded the minimum limit by 10 bucks ya knoww. hahahhaa. SAYANGNYA. i got ah pher's thumbdrive. *heartbreak*

hahahahhaa. im sorry pher. not that your present isnt nice. hahahhaa. but mine was so pretty. ): mine is the one tall one lying on the floor, 2 above the sephora bag. and nobody wanted jeremy's present. cause he bought...vitamin c. AHAHAHAHAHA. WTF.

but i guess i have to start studying. TOMORROW. i'll go play tetris now. bye. hahahahhaa.

yay. TAE YEON. YOONA. :D i want all for christmas. although in the end two random guys pop up. like waddafak. and their english is so lao fung. like alllls eye wanttt fooo cismas ishhhh eeeeeuuuuu. hahahahaha.

okay bye.

bro code artice #1: ~~bro's before ho's.~~ return the bro code back to said bro. hahahhaa.

thanks for the awesome party. :D

may all your troubles soon be gone.

merry christmas. (:

One Step Closer.

2011-12-24T16:58:00.000-08:00

PROCRASTINATION.

i'll just study tomorrow. or sometime later.

UGH.

tetris tetris tetris. i've spending so much playing tetris. rank 15! hahahahaha. its soo addictive. hahahahhaa. SO FUN.

so addictive until jasper bailed us just to back to play tetris. KENA TANGKAP. " i want to go home and study laaaa. " YEA RIGHT. hahaha.

everything in uni is done. including the super blur tech comm presentation. but i think they all were all awestruck by my super opening. "HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE OUR LIBRARY FROM AFAR?" ugly! yuck. ugh. exactly. i captured their hearts the moment i spoke. hahahahhaa.

the very next day was our robot presentation. ZHA. ko. hahaha. our design was not that very bad i guess. but not that very power also. compared to the rest, ours would be every boxer manny pacquiao has defeated. hahahahaha.

can turn one okay. but somehow during presentation, it refused to turn. like stop. that 0.5 seconds felt like 10 years. OH FUCK. kah hoo panic. hahaha. then later it started to turn. YAY. whatever la. come my house and see our pretty thing. hahaha. exams are like next week and im so not feeling it. :/ die die la.

talking bout die, my toe has officially died. no more pain. but its black than ever. then again i guess thats what DIE means. BLACK. lol.

and here are pictures from shu fen's party.

HAVE YOU HAD A HD PICTURE OF YOURSELF PICKING YOUR NOSE? i now have. i feel so proud. im gonna frame it up and put it somewhere.

then shu fen had her beer pong on the house like i said. hahahhaa. SO COOL.

HAHAHAHAHA.

LOL.

hahahahhaa. this shot looks like some music video shot with the fan. LOL. maybe after this shot she would be flying. like crouching tiger. hahahahhaa. UPSKIRT

dig my nose in style; dont be afraid to show the world. hahahaha. from left: fatass yow kit, his girlfriend, shu fen, nosedigger, iain, win hoong, miss airasia cha yik, jan yee and chong keat

harbeiburday! yay.

okay that was enough of procrastination. TO THE BOOKS!

wait. gotta show you THE HOBBIT!

somehow it doesnt look so epic. yet. lol. it comes in two parts, and wadda heck are those dwarves singing. hahahaha. GANDALF. OMG. our favourite characters from lotr are almost all featured. frodo, gandalf, LEGOLAS. but no aragorn nor gimli nor samwise ~~gayassgee~~ gamgee. i sure hope it blows people away like lotr did. i have certainly been waiting for this since forever. gollum gollum. :D i have read the book so i can still fairly remember the story. LEGOLAS SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. all i can remember there is a dragon named smaug. lol.

and for those who thought the mission impossible tower scene was computer generated, (kah hoo) here is the BEHIND THE SCENES.

DENG DENG. DENG DENG. DENG DENG.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! its christmas eve :D what are your plans?

okay kthxbye.

Christmas Don't Be Late.

2011-12-21T22:16:00.000-08:00

this christmas, i would like to share with you the most 5 annoying things.

5. being in a group with retards that can't pull their weight in a group presentation. like WTF.

for example.

"hey chaohai singh, have you handed in the report?

"im not sure."

LIKE WTF. IM NOT SURE? what kind of a stupid answer is that. ugh. but i'm glad thats over.

4. the fact that suarez got banned 8 matches but still has 14 days to appeal. ban then ban la. what appeal. and hes playing wigan tomorrow. wat the fudge. UNFAIR.

3. that i'm actually down with a flu bug. it has been floating around at home since my parents brought it back from india. dis one strong bug ya know. *headache*

2. the way when i come home and it feels like i stay in azkaban. ugh.

1. that melanie iglesias had to release another flip book. its just another stupid video of her jumping around in skimpy outfits in stop motion.

just kidding. its HER JUMPING AROUND IN SKIMPY OUTFITS IN STOP MOTION! LOL. christmas just came earlier. yay. but i think the first one tops this by a whole mile. as far as know, melanie could be releasing flip books throughout her whole career, getting paid jumping around in skimpy outfits forever. we could be watching FLIPBOOK 250. i swear even by that time i won't be bored of her. GOLD. lol. am i the only one but i can't take my eyes off that mole. LOL.

hahahaha. CHRISTMAS! this christmas i gave you hearttt. this christmas isn't that awesome. the best thing about christmas is the holidays, and the SONGS.

did you know that selena gomez sings a mean winter wonderland? i can't seem to be getting enough of christmas songs. HEE. little baby ba rup pup pump pump. ba rup pup pump pump ba rup pump pump. DEMBA BA.

HOWEVER, this year sucks cause i have like 4 days after christmas to study. actually 3. and seriously that is the worst shit. like can i hold an intervention? can i do a street protest. lol. WHO HAS EXAMS ON NEW YEAR's EVE. JEEEZ.

thats all the complaints i have for today. i'll bring more complaints direct to you soon. sherlock holmes anyone? :D

disclaimer: names included in the post were purely fictional and do not depict the real person's name. however the real person is real sohai chao ci bai chao lan mou lan yong sei sohai chao hai.

can't christmas come earlier? :/

Don't You Worry Your Pretty Little Mind.

2011-12-20T14:24:00.000-08:00

RECENT HAPPENINGS. since last friday.

FLASHBACK. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

i cant even remember. lol. honestly i've been really really really busy. hahaha. friday night met up with li foong and kay lynn and kah hoo and williams. YAY. havent met them since LAST new year's eve. except for kah hoo. see until dowan see d. hahahhaa.

met up with shu fen on saturday. she brought me to the greatest place evaaaaaaaa. well not really. hahahahhaa. she brought me to a bazaar. =.= you know the one's where girls open online boutiques and sell their clothes there for really really cheap prices. i was there to look at girls. which was plenty really. :D so it wasn't really that bad for me. HEE.

pawned ah toh in tetris. yawns.

pawned ah toh, my brother, iain and christopher in last week's fantasy. double yawn.GO NANI. AND SUAREZ.

pawned my brother, iain and ah pher in THIS week's fantasy. yawns yawns yawns. shared top spot with ah toh. hahahahhaa. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW. WASSAP. GO VERMAELEN!

then i got stuck on the way to midvalley. the traffic was...omg. i wanted to scream but i couldn't cause my mom was beside me. and it was her idea to go midvalley. like jeez. DULANS. 1 and a half hours. just for me to get to midvalley, park my car and get out. can watch 1 movie. can jog to ~~puchong~~ ~~sunway~~ ss2. lol. WHY SO MANY PPL. midvalley that nice ah. actually not bad also la. i got my present for toh's annual christmas party. IT IS A

fruit.

sor meh. hahahaha. wait la then i'll show you. but personally i think its awesome. HEE.

then went to shu fen's birthday party at tom, dick and harry's at scott garden. DID YOU KNOW?

scott garden's parking is seriously dysfunctional. weirdest parking basement ever. lol. the food at tom, dicks and harry wasn't THAT awesome. it was ehh. not bad la. but not special. i had the breaded chicken chop and it was ehh. shu fen got treated to a beer bong special on the house for her birthday. LOL. epic. hahahahahaha. HAPEEE BIRTHDAY SHU FEN.

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES FATTY.

it's a hectic week. like seriously. lol. it's MY LAST WEEK OF THE SEMESTER. imagine my exams are in 11 days and i still had timeeeeee TO WATCH A MOVIE. i know right. hahaha. my awesomeness are beyond limits. lol. we went uni to watch a movie. super waste time. hahahaha.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4. cue music. DENG DENG DENG. DENG DENG DENG. DENG DENG.

agent reader, should you agree to accept your mission, is to read my review on this awesome movie.

this thing will explode in your head inwardly in 5000000000000000 mega seconds. slowww mo head burst. briakk.

much like that.

i actually really really really really really want to watch sherlock holmes. whynorachelmcadamswhynorachelmcadamswhynorachelmcadams. ): actually i think she has a super kelefeh role in the sequel. but anyway.

MI4 IS SO AWESOME. sandstorms, cars, explosions, BOOM, speaka the ruzzions, hi tech shit, hi tech shit failing, impersonating people tech shit failing, whole lot of running, but not alot of girls. i felt tired watching the movie. like i felt tired for tom cruise. cause in the movie he was running NON STOP. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN. like marathon runner. run from start to finish. well the most epic and anticipated scene was scaling only the tallest building in the world with his vacuum glove thing, which is called MOUNT MORDOR. just kidding. burj something. and then the thing fails. and tom cruise dies.

the end. WATCH THE MOVIE WATCH THE MOVIE WATCH THE MOVIE. i highly recommend. it is the shiz yo. hahaha. mi3 had maggie q pweeeeet. this one had paula patton. eh. she's the one that looks alot like halle berry from deja vu. ehh. hahaha. i wasn't too excited. but she has the big racks if you knows what i means. hahahahhaa. and they also do some closure for mi3. check out the super kelefeh scenes from michelle monaghan and the super big black guy towards the ending.

i like to meet up with friends NOWW cause im a responsible friend. you know before i get locked-down for exams. ugh. and when i have to finish up my annoying satay griller. hahaha. IT HAS LEGS NOW. look at it. IT CAN MOVE. hahahahaha. kinda looks like the robot from robin's video. lol.

DID YOU KNOW? russell peters appears in new year's eve. wadda fak. nows he an actor. hahaha. SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN.

i leave you with currently my most played christmas song. you can't fight the original andy william's version but CLARA C. hearts.

AND AND AND AND. the recently released trailer for THE DARK KNIGHT FINAL INSTALLMENT.

how sick does bane look. ROARRR.

okay bye. this post has taken a long time cause blogger is malfunctiong. ugh. not like you care right. hahaha.

how bizarre is that. LOL. scott dann is out for six weeks and i ask for a minutes silence for scott dann's testicles.

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get well scott dann. i hope you come back stronger as ever with healthy testicles.

the human heart has hidden treasures, in secrets kept, in silence sealed. The thought, the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures, whose charms were broken, if revealed.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.

2011-12-16T12:43:00.000-08:00

repeat after me.

MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.

i wish. ): instead of being sad why i dont show pictures of camels humping!

they look like camels, but then again. i dunno. LOL. next week is my LAST week of my 3rd year in uni and ALLL my assignments are due next week. like wtf. tech comm and ems on monday, control system on tuesday, mdp on thursday, heat transfer everyday ugh. kill me already.

my bruised toe isnt getting any better and you do not know how much trouble i got into with my mom for getting my zombie toe. hahaha. she literally screamed my head off. ROARR.

did you know?

there's a website dedicated to BRUISED TOENAILS by itself, and it offers ridiculous help for bruised toes.

If the nail is intact but bruising has formed beneath the nail, the fluid beneath the nail needs to be drained. Draining this fluid will relieve the swelling beneath the nail and significantly reduce pain. You will need to drill through the nail to drain it. Sterilize a paper clip with a flame, sanitize the nail with alcohol, and while the paper clip is still glowing red, pierce straight down through the nail to make a puncture to drain the excess fluid. Press to drain the fluid. Sanitize the area with alcohol and antibiotic cream.

DRILL MY TOE? WITH WHAT. MY IRON MAN. lol.

new war machine ;)

yawns. 2 more weeks to finals. ugh. ):

ROARRRR. i love it that they got chuck norris. CHUCK NORRIS WTF. how in the world. hahahaha.

and i dunno why these pictures of me exist on facebook but its like every freaking camera is against me.

why am i so dark in these pictures. wtf. and i swear that i did not edit these pictures to make myself look darker? i not so free. i got dragons to feed. THIS IS BLASPHEMY. facebook sucks. lol.

TEEHEE.

NEW HAIRCUT!

Change the colours of the sky.

Two Halves Of My Heart.

2011-12-12T22:04:00.000-08:00

GOODAY MATEY!

my name is justin. i have a frostbite.

GELI.

not at my fingers. but at my toe. see.

my toe purple.

where?

my house.

how?

there was a insect named frost and it bit me. frostbite lo.

hahahah. funny hor. lol. hahahahaha. i swear thats the last time i post a picture of dragonvale. unless i get a super duper dragon. like a rainbow dragon. ROAR.

hurts like crap but not my first time either anyway since it happens to often during football. lol. so im just hoping the nail would stay there or all hell would break loose. lol.

the amazing thing was after getting my nail purple in the morning, i proceeded to play badminton. like RIGHT AFTER. i dint even go home to get changed. how i survived i wouldnt know. cause i was limping cause it hurt like an elephant stomped on my feet. lol. ADRENALINE. i am awesome.

went to midvalley at the weekend. and at rock corner we saw justin bieber's new album, UNDER THE CAMELTOE.

HAHAHAHAHA. i so had to do it. lol. ah toh was like ehh. under the cameltoe. hahahahhaa. and i burst out laughing my head off. hahahaha. i forgive the confusing stares at me. cause if they heard what he said i swear they would be laughing like crazy too. hahahha.

HAHAHA. SO CUTE.

TODAYYY was a holiday for me. YAY. after getting my purple toe i had to really rest at home anyway. not like i could go anywhere. DID YOU SEE THE TRAFFIC TODAY?

and i couldnt sleep last night after downing oldtown's milk tea at 12 after dota-ing with kwong yew. LOL. DOTA. i sucked. hahahhaa.

oh well. WAR MACHINEEEEE. :D

"LET ME SEE!" hahahahahhahaa.

season to jolly falalalalalalala. chen fala. :D

friends are not just the people you look for when you're in need of emergency, a stranger could be of help too when in dire need. but friends are the people you call to celebrate, to cheer, to enjoy the happy times together, to cherish memories that would last more than lifetime.

Forget, But Not Forgive.

2011-12-11T01:54:00.000-08:00

it's about finding your fish in the sea.

111290.

When She Smashed My Heart Into Smithereens.

2011-12-10T17:58:00.000-08:00

ROAR.

study study study. study with jasper also not enough. lol. STUDY FOR WHAT.

fail.

:/ if any of you are feeling sad, down or upset..please have in mind,

that i'm more upset than you. ugh.

thats how i look when im upset. you can't expect to have a picture of me being upset. lol.

how to finish 5 assignments in 2 weeks i also dont know. STRESS. ITS SUPPOSE TO BE CHRISTMAS. CAN't I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN PEACE.

depressed X100 MAX.

mencapai tahap maksimum.

in other news,

megan fox HAS A SISTER. i dint know that. and ordinarily you would think KAPOW megan fox's sister would be as hot. like like like kate middleton's sister.

but oh well. lol. im sure she is a nice person. but her walking around megan fox like that..is what my friends would feel when they around me. cause im beautiful and glamorous!

hahahhaa. just kiddding.

this is a post gone wrong.

blame uniten. its feeding off my soul.

HEY SOUL SISTER.

haaa. i so love this app. LOL.

here's to hoping that real madrid comes on tops.

MANCHESTER IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE! thats some news that i have never would have expected. ever. YAY.

Question 10

Discuss the dilemma engineers face in balancing capital expenditure versus optimum design for efficient operations and maintenance, bearing in mind the impact of capital expenditure on the engineers fees.

20 pages on this. i can't even write one sentence. barbeque. HAIH.

and for the christmas song that has been overplayed too many times all over the years, they remade it. this time with justin bieber.

not like i have something against justin bieber, but everything he touches turns to CRAP. and this video is disturbing. GROSS. hahahaha. ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSS

brooklyn decker. if i had the power to choose to vanish all my assignments FOREVER or brooklyn decker i choose brooklyn decker. really.

toodles.

Kah Hoo says:

qing ren jie kuai le oh!

-Justin-(???) says:

dam gay o

but yea happy valentines

lol

freaking sad

Kah Hoo says:

lol

i hate chiew ****

she can go suck cock

ask her suck your cock

she sucks

lol

i just checked whether i'm in the right conversation or not

imagine if she sees this

hahahahahhaa

-Justin-(???) says:

hahahahahaha

hahahahaha

Kah Hoo says:

wtf man.

-Justin-(???) says:

why wat happen

lol

Kah Hoo says:

she just sucks lah

wanna block kao her d

-Justin-(???) says:

tell me la wat happen

Kah Hoo says:

got problem one

she thinks she damn ba bai

can play piano ba bai

yao chin dai sai

look down on people

leng lui yao yong meh

bei yan diu lah

-Justin-(???) says:

hahahahaha

hahahahahaha

funny shits

CHAO LAN.

2011-12-06T23:30:00.000-08:00

TODAY, is world complain day. its the day when you complain non stop without grudge.

chao lan is a mamak shop. like maulana. chao lan is a term for smelly penis. chao lan is a tekken character. LOL.

i cant believe i came up with something when i googled chao lan. chao lan is also how i feel right now. CHAO LAN AH.

i want to punch my test 200 times, put a needle in its nose till i poke its brain, like nikita..GROSS. bury it 200 feet below ground and let it rot.

its not fair when a question comes out in a test that isn't taught by a lectuerer. sigh. oh well.

december used to be the most awesome month of the year. now its the suckiest. ITS SNOWING! ITS SNOWING! only in my blog. think winter wonderland think winter wonderland. ):

i have 5 ninja reports due by like 3 more weeks. can die. 20 pages 20 pages 20 pages 20 pages 20 pages 20 pages 20 pages. PUNIAMO.

i just wanna stay home and play dragonvale. lol.

its a tiring month. ugh. and its not helping that everyone is on holiday. except me. i cant understand how my university is so sadist. why would they conduct tests at night or even finals on a freaking NEW YEARS EVE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! i gotta study. omgwtfbbq.

ROAR.

on a serious note, a blog while has evolved into a very public version of a diary, i find it disgusting, demeaning and outright retarded to insult, demean somebody on the blog. really. did you know that you could get sent to the north pole to be eaten by polar bears?

lol. thank you mr faris.

but. seriously. if this was aimed at me, i would have gone all out. YOU WANNA HAVE A WAR. YOU WANNA HAVE A WAR. YOU WANNA HAVE A PIECE OF ME.

maybe i would have been angry me a few months or years ago. lol. and i know that i have been something like that in past but not to this extent. if you have something to say, say it to my face. you wanna a face off, then face me off. now i find a waste of time to be offended or even care to be insulted by noobs or retards who uses blogs to talk like that. i dont have to sink to that level cause i know im that awesome.

just saying. my serious output on a serious issue. it wasnt meant for me though. im a peaceful person i dont offend people. IMMMM JUSTIN! :D hahahaha.

I AM IRON MAN.

I AM IRON MAN. and that is a jasper.

I AM IRON MAN.

I AM not iron man. thats me! im so tired.

that concludes my post on world complain day. if you have any complains..complain to your wall. cause im not gonna listen. LOL. write a letter to www.i-dont-care.com or call 1300-88-complain-to-my-wall.

IM TOO BUSY LA.

dear god,

thank you for girls generation

and victoria secret. amen.

ERIN HEATHERTON muaccks. goodnight.

run faster than my bullet.

Monarchy Of Roses.

2011-12-03T23:56:00.000-08:00

hello dickhead.

well. from their mouth shapes, it should say ha pee burrrr dayy. but i think it looks more heh pee burrrrr eeee. thanks to ayu. she keeps insisiting it looks like day. HAHAHAH. now i know how korean pronounces day. HAVE A GOOD DEE. LOL.

hahahaha. TRY AGAIN.

LOL. happeee birthday fabian toh! mouth shape style. and you have to wish yourself happy birthday haaa.

from lava dragon julian,

the rock jeremy,

and from all of us. dickhead.

cause we love you as much. thank you for teaching me how to wear underwear. much love. LOL.

and this is what i get. lol.

now its time to playyyyyyyyy,

GUESSS THAT NIPPLE!

HAHAHHAA. oops. wrong segment. honestly i have no idea whos nipple is that. HAHAHA.

happy 26th old man. cheers bro. THANKS FOR DINNER. so sweet. hahahaha.

Toh says:

*lol

*i tell u if i beckham

*first i sure KO those *CENSORED*

*then after that KO all the *CENSORED* from *CENSORED*

at least we know what you wish for. LOL.

The Next Episode.

2011-12-01T22:44:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAH HOO.

hahahaha. posted 5 minutes ago. LOL. i used the i hope im the first one to wish you trick. HAHAHAHA. absorbed from sifu toh. that seriously is a messed up picture. HAHAHA.

anyway. look at his face. when we gave him his present. WAZHA. damn noob. he didnt even ask why there was a badminton racquet on the table when we were having lunch. maybe he was expecting to start playing badminton there at dominoes. lol.

you so should have seen the card. it was so big. and awesome. hahahaha. and i wrote so many things. i got git ying, caely, ally fen, and all his previous girlfriends to sign on his card. even yoona. DAMN RIGHT. fine it was all me. but i made it as real as possible. hahahaha.

the korean music award thingy was in singapore and normally i dont give a shit but they won artist of the year AND best female group. SO WASSAP. all you super junior, 2ne1, 2pm 3pm 4pm big bang small bang big bang theory 4 minute 5 minute 6 minute miss a miss b miss c miss d CAN EAT IT. man korean groups have weird names. hahahaha.

and actually im so excited CAUSE YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM ON THE RED CARPET. nose bleed. lol. and i couldnt believe that they got DR DRE and MR SNOOOOOP dogg to perform on their stage. wadda fak.

and then and then and then i dunno if you saw the victoria secret show. but you so have to see this one.

you know why this version sounds so much nicer? cause it doesnt have the fat slob christina on this one. HAAA. kanye west and jay-z's performance together brought the house down really. WASSAP.

miranda kerr and erin heatherton is like mmm.

suddenly i feel so happy that im single. IM LIVING THE LIFE. night out with wei wei. night out with shu fen. night out with wkie. watch victoria secret show. THERE ISNT ENOUGH FOR ME. just kidding. im still happy. hahahaha. shu fen is back and we had sushi at gardens. yay.

HAHAHA. i lol-ed at 'i got pimple.' hahahahahahahaha. secondary school meh. laugh at ppl. lol.

okay time for me to study. today has been the worst day of procastination i ever had. lol. i was suppose to study but i went to iain's house to have our own winning eleven tournament. AND WE WON. so much for studying.

oh well.

byebye.

last month of the year :/

EXIT POSER Q.

IF, you were stuck with no food and nowhere to go. your friend is dead and your death is imminent. would you, eat your friend's meat to ensure you stay alive for a few more hours?

LOL. GROSS. i dont think i would. WADDA FARK. DONT EAT MY MEAT. oh well. you can eat me if it helps you stay alive. im awesome like that. but i'll haunt your sleep with my half bitten face. ROARRR. hahahahaha. omg that is scary. I HEREBY DECLARE, THAT I GIVE PERMISSION TO WHOEVER TO EAT MY MEAT TO STAY ALIVE, IF THE NEED ARISES. but at least make sure im really dead first k.

kthxbai.

When she smashed my heart into smithereens.

Shine Your Light.

2011-11-28T15:21:00.000-08:00

how's your weekend abibardi?

sad to say. mine was shitty. not only mu continued to suck, i sold STURRIDGE FOR LAMPARD. at the very last hour. like seriously. hand itchy. omg. OH MAI GOD.

i freaking hate lampard. THE AGONY. i lost by 0.5 points. seriously. and lampard couldnt score more than 0.5 points. OMG. and i owe iain ice cream. lol.

had dinner with wei wei last night. wei wei hen q ah! i totally zoned out on her birthday actually. so i had to buy her dinner. lol. bbq plaza! yum. nothing trumps shabu, but oh well. it was pretty nice. not to say spectacular. the sauce was crazy awesome though.

happy birthday kah hoo. you killed gary speed dint you. hahaha.

gary speed was a legend in more ways than you could know. first player to hit 500 appearances in the epl, the only player other than giggs to score in every epl season. i grew up watching gary speed play alongside the great shearer, solano, rob lee and so on. so to hear him die. i was like SHIT.

god knows what happens when beckham dies. i think i'll cry. lol. anyway rip gary speed. your contributions to the world of football will be deeply remembered.

tomorrow's a school day.

FUDGE.

my parents are gone for a week. yay. sleepover my house? :D

It’s okay to go down the wrong road every once a while,

The trick is to know how to turn back.

would it be wrong.

Lost In My Mind.

2011-11-26T10:09:00.000-08:00

its 9.15 on my watch. on a saturday morning. like wtf. i woke up 2 hours ago, to fetch iain, to go to uni to attend this industrial training course in uni. ONLY TO FIND OUT there wasn't one scheduled this week. like. OMG. FML.

that's how sad i really feel. lol. its okay. its healthy to wake up early every once in a while anyway. hahahaha. dim sum anyone?

when i was 13, i bought my first guitar. now i have 3. WASSAAPP. i hereby declare siao bai to be a signature guitar. which is erm..to bring to let famous ppl sign. and not for playing. cause its a sucky guitar. but a pretty one at that. lol.

when i was 15, i starved myself for a month to get myself my first mu jersey. i was stealing roti canai's in school back then. LOL. this cost me 320 zennies. sell all my jellopy. I WAS LIKE BOOM. WASSAP BRO. SEE ME IN MY SCHOLES JERSEY. for a 15 year old to have a mu jersey, man i was top of the cool chain. it was cool back then cause not alot of them had original jerseys. now you just have to go a mamak to see one. wtf.

when i was 16, i bought my first expensive wallet. only to have it chewed by my dog. 70 buck chew toy. lol. i still miss my white quiksilver. haih.

when i was 18, i bought another jersey. NANII. and that was my last. ever since. cause its expensive. and nobody cares if you have a mu jersey. go buy from pasar malam. or bangkok.

now im 21, and LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT.

CHECK OUT MY NEW AVENGERS. ROARRRRR.

nice right nice right nice right. WASSAPP. hahahahahahhaahhaa. i know how it looks, but just take it as im embracing my inner child. lol. counting this as 3 muggs, cause theres one normal mugg and 4 mini muggs, that brings my mugg count to TWENTY. EAT THAT. *officially overtakes my brother's lame star wars collection* lol. shhh.

hahahahahahaha. so wasn't me. lol.

dear uniten,

i saw this person stealing this "AWAS LICIN" signboard after the mdp test on thursday night, which was totally easy. HEYO. but yea this fella damn bad steal uniten stuff. i wasn't sure who it was, but i think it was eric lim chee keong. hahahahaha. STEALER. TANGKAP.

GAYBOY.

i'm hungry. roar.

my song on repeat. :D HELLO OH OH OH.

BYEBYE. HAPPY WEEKEND. :D

When you realize that someone who was so important to you,

Cares no shit bout you.

All You Need Is Love.

2011-11-22T23:46:00.000-08:00

AIR DRAGONNN. ROARRR.

thats my latest dragon. hahahahaha. i know you dont really care. BUT ITS SO FUN.

anyway. i forgot to mention this in my previous post, but my dear dear Bboobies Lim turns 1!

YAY. hahahaha. a year after providing its ultimo service and entertainment to me, it has 2 layers of protection, with the protection all worned out like it just went through a war. i know, im not the most careful person on earth. especially somethign so valuable, BUT OH WELL. it still works. but i so hate ios 5. my battery is so being drained. ugh.

one year on, it still looks awesome. maybe only cause of yoona. HEE.

WAI YOU NO SCORE VAN DER VAART. WAI. wai siu po. okay maybe im supposed to put a picture of him here. but did you know his wife is so hot? lol. okay here.

anyway. i have a new member in my group. he actually appeared in shakira's waka waka video. nehh. the world cup one. WAKA WAKA EH EH. HAHAHA.

kah hoo con me. theres no male dancers in waka waka. LOL. MY NAME POLOKO. im sorry. i'm not that mean usually. but its so cute. hes name i mean. hahahahahhaa. next time i will name my son poloko. YO POLOKO. WASSAP. POLOKO LIM WAKA WAKA. own.

LOL. there alot of interesting pictures on the net. hahahaha.

remember that time i told you that i appeared on jsleetv?

now look at the videoo. and stopppppppp at 0.17 and see the guy in blue at the bottom right corner?

FASTER GO SEE.

that's not me. i was somewhere there up front though. hahahahahaha. flyyyyyyyy. up up here we go. lols. TEDDY.

anyway. yow kit's birthday fell on the same day with bboobies. so happy birthday yow kit!

and then wei wei's birthday was yesterday. happy 21st wei wei!

okay byebye.

i leave you here with max payne 3. slooooooww mooo shoootttt. best game of my childhood. hahahhaa. though this just looks like bruce willis in action from a die hard game or something. lol. MAX PAYNE.

I just came to say hello.

Rumour Has It.

2011-11-20T17:42:00.000-08:00

dancing penguins were the craziest idea ppl came up with that stole our hearts. so i tot why not happy feet 2. why not.

little did i know it was the longest 2 hours since the manchester-swansea match. lol. bullocks. BAD. i went out on a date with wkie. HEEE.

not that she gave many choices to choose from. I WANTED TINTIN. but the timing was right. and i had to choose between immortals or happy feet. rumour has it that immortals is as awesome justin bieber's hair.

i was suppose to attend uni on saturday for a industrial training course. lol. buttttt i dint go. hahahaha. 830 in the morning? lolol. oh well.

anyway. LO AND BEHOLD.

tadaaa. hahaha. mei keit helped me change the frame. DISPOSE OFF THE OLD ONE. i nailed it myself. myself. me. and its senget. lol. hahahaha. oh well. you actually can't really notice it. plus points for my room! :D

toodles! from fat me. haaaa. hahahahhaa.

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After all those years, to you I was merely his friend and meant nothing to you.

now i know.

You Shot The Bullet That Killed Me.

2011-11-16T19:56:00.000-08:00

dinner anyone? ):

zee avi autograph session anyone?

i was half tempted to drive to curve under this crazy weather. just to get zee avi to sign my guitar. but i dun wanna go alone :/ who's gonna hold the camera to take my picture? lol.

and zee avi is not a car. jasper. hahahaha. although its kinda funny. LOL.

my momma has gone to sabah kk for a week ~~(does discrete, solemn triple back flip with pumped fists my mom reads my blog)~~ so no dinner for me. ): hahahaha. have a safe trip mommy :D PARTY AT MY PLACE.

BOOM. and suddenly i look so young and hansem. and my momma look..so not old. lolol.

she went there to climb ~~mountain~~ ~~hill~~ ~~steps~~ into the aeroplane. hahahhahahaha. omg i have to stop laughing at my own jokes.

i totally rocked my presentation presenting why you should buy a single pronged fork. lol. although i think i lost them when i said it could work to clean your ears and nose as well. LOL. my presentation was inspired by the snuggo and the hook on fonik from nigahiga. HAHAHAHA.

"BUT WAIT, if you order hook on fonik, oyu also get fresh order of dog!" (pulls out cat) HAHAHAHAHA. epic.

BOOM. and you got a fork in your nose.

charlize theron as the queen? WHASAPPPPP. she is fairer than kristen stewart. :D looks epic. why kristen stewart :/ why not emma watson. why not brooklyn decker. BROOKLYN DECKER.

and i dunno bout you, but this is the coolest ad for a coldplay concert. like wtf theres an ad for a coldplay concert. wadda faak.

okay bye. i go eat double zinger.

Parrot, parrot, parrot dies. Whoah whoah whoah.

just disaster.

The Pretender.

2011-11-15T20:24:00.000-08:00

ROAR.

i wanna watch tintin. justin wants to watch tintin. hahahahaha. geddit geddit. i'm justin and i wanna watch tintin. haaaa. hahaha. okay omg. lol.

i had another paper on monday. and boy was it sucky. to learn bout a subject that teaches you bout ethics, and conducts and what not bout being an engineer, and then having a test bout it? lol.

i realised i have not thanked steve jobs for his great inventions (although i still think itunes suck), today i will. cause if you had an ipad, you could store notes. you had an iphone you could store notes. HOWEVER, my uni being awesome as it already is. they turned off the aircond. or the aircond wasn't working. or they like to sweat.

my glasses were slipping off every minute i looked down at the notes. slip. slip. slip. slip. OMG. hahaha. most suffering hour ever. lol.

but anyways. ZEE AVI is performing in kl! like in 2 days. and i only found out like yesterday. wtf. lol. cheesecake. ): her autograph session is tomorrow night. at the CURVE. cheesecake.

bah.

dear mom,

this is not a handphone. this is a cordless phone. it has to stay at home. it won't ring if you bring it out.

BOOM. no badminton, no football, no nothing. ):

dragonvale has prevented me from being late to class. it helps me get up in the morning. true story.

DRAGONVALE. only the best game ever. LOL. hahaha. never i have so obsessed with an iphone game. angry birds whaa?

BOOM.

apparently i was in koh phangan. i dun even know where the f is koh phangan.

how nice.

Bring it on back.

Dare You To Move.

2011-11-11T21:09:00.000-08:00

HARRO.

i dont like heat transfer. i think i failed. i think.

or maybe the 4 hours i spent with jasper, kah hoo and iain at oldtown would save me. fingers crossed. lol.

basically it was 4 hours of laughing and doing stupid things instead of studying. LOL. i went to oldtown to study! at night! give me a trophy.

harrro my name jasper and i scored hi score in tiny wings! iain you wanna eat my moon cake? expire one month only, nvm one. still damn awesome. mmmm. HAHAHA.

oh well. hahaha. while avengers has pawned dc comics up right down left right, square square circle triangle square x, i never thought that dc would come back with a knockout punch.

avengers doesnt look THAT impressive to be honest. im still hoping for that sdcc avengers mighty muggs, but anyway dc came out with a online game that is just POOOF. i dunno whats the right word. but POOOOF seems appropriate at this moment. lol.

and then they came out with this WICKED cinematic intro that could well have appeared in cinemas or whatever. honestly, one of the most awesome things i have ever seen so far from dc.

well except for ~~taeyeon.~~ yoona. yoona is pssst hot. lol.

BUT YEA. it comes with a price, not real money, but 14gb of downloading. LOL. no joke. 14gb. took me 3 and a half days downloading. with my really really frustrating connection. 256kb. i can't load shit.

im only excited cause you get to be a SUPERHERO. like. WTF. now everybody gets to be superman. yay. hahahha.

TADAA. you so gotta watch in hd. and then you'll come asking me how to download. just google dc universe online. LOL.

me is sorries i no blogs so oftens no more. i got tests. i have 2 more tests next week. but ahh screw it. nothing beats the weekends.

toodles. (:

to realise what we used to have,

we don't have it anymore.

Moving To Mars.

2011-11-06T16:21:00.000-08:00

soo we went to phileas' 21st. apparently he invited alot of uni mates but none of them were awesome enough to make it there. HOW WUDE. eg: (jasper tan)

hahaha. but the rest of us kinda made it. kinda. kah hoo came to fetch me at 8.45 when the party was supposed to start at 7. talk bout timing. lol. my stomach was going to explode with the acidity.

LOL.

his birthday cake was so big ass. and tasty too. hahaha. i like the cake on the 1. chocolate. mmm. yum. hahahaha. anyway it was fun. han jien is an idiot. STUPID BOY.

from left: the handsome one, yang-yang, thomas ah tan, birthday boy phileas, half-head iain, stupid boy han jien and his girlfriend leonie, mirror image ying-yang, and gayboy himself.

this was his present from all of us. and look how i spelt birthday. LOL. i wasnt drunk i swear. i was only on the 2nd can. lol. it was fun anway. :D

i had chatime with wei wei last night. yay.

not that i super like chatime. okay la. i like it abit. i was tasty. yum. hahaha. AND I ADDED PEARLS AND IT WAS SO MUCH PEARLS. that i couldnt finish the pearls. like the pearls more than the drink. SATURATED.

okay thats about all i wanted to say this time. HEE.

my youtube account has one strike. ): the one when i posted of how i met your mother. ):

arnieways. harrro. im a little grasshopper. i hop hop hop hop. and i eat grass. yum. i eat this big lotus leaf. chew chew chew. this mutated little thing has eaten all my leaves.

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY LYNN LYNN.

:lynn

:lynnn

:lynn

:LYNN

:WHAT

:happy birthday

:thank you :D

:lynn

:lynnn

:lynnnnnn

:woi

:lynnn

:LYNNN

8 more days only ma. spm only ma. cheap la. hahahaha.

hahahahaha. nooob. lol.

i really dont give a shit bout twilight. berra oh berra. except peter chao's ever epic response video made me laugh my ass off. hahahaha. but this song and christina perri seems pretty awesome. i do not know how my stupid brother of mine convinced me to read all 4 books. "the next one is more awesome than the last. really. really" no. really. hahaha. im sorry but i'm harry potter all the way. :P

Is it a curse, or a blessing in disguise.

Patience has a limit.

2011-11-04T16:14:00.000-07:00

i should have gone to watch in time. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

but instead i wasted my day away studying the 2 tests that were back to back, tuesday and wednesday.

and truth to be said, I ROCKED THE TESTS. like ROCK BOTTOM. PEOPLE'S ELBOW. god i miss those wwf days. lol.

anyway. guess who's going to old trafford next january after my exams?

:D :D :D :D ):

not me obviously. lol. instead im going to see this big ass temple. ANGKOR WAT in cambodia. just with my mom. just the two of us. omg. lol.

i dunno whats there in angkor wat actually. except the obviously big ass temple. tasik tonle sap? KERAJAAN AGRARIA. hahaha. DID YOU KNOW? angkor wat is the biggest religious building in the world. talk bout big ass.

a sponsored trip to somewhere in the world. why not.*prays please let it be awesome.*

anyway. extended weekend! yay. party at phileas' tonight! ;)

JOJO IS BACK!

it took her 6 years to come out with an album. like seriously. kinda reminds me how crazy i was 6 years ago. if you dint know, i was like the ONLY biggest jojo fan. and i was an active member at her official fan forum. and i was the first fan to wish her happy 16th birthday! omg. lol. wtf. hahaha.

happy weekend!

the bald guy at the back is me. hahahahha.

You have issues.

Does Anybody Know, How To Hold My Heart.

2011-10-31T18:30:00.000-07:00

i forgot to mention that the first thing i did after coming back from penang, was to watch REAL STEEL.

NOIIISY BOYYY.

badass movie. lol. if youre a fan of boxing, the movie gets extra plus points. ah toh and jeremy conned me that they bought paranormal activity 3 instead and i was like stunned. for 2 and a half minutes which seemed like 2 and a half hours. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3. i would choose to shit myself. hahahaha.

but anyway. real steel beats transformers 3 (which is lame) by a whole foot. JAB. RIGHT CROSS. UPPERCUT! sick punching moves. and the boy in the movie carries the movie. by my accounts. hugh jackman..ehh. evangeline lily. ehh. plus points for a pretty face. but i preferred her in lost.

DID YOU KNOW?

sugar ray leonard was an advisor on the show and cheoreographed the boxing moves. JAB JAB JAB. sugar ray leonard is a legendary boxer. not a singing band. lol.

this is not sugar ray leonard. this is a miniatured chewbacca. ROARRR.

DID YOU KNOW?

coldplay's mylo xyloto is number 1 on every itunes store in the world. all 36 itunes store.

disclaimer: not all countries have an itunes store. lol.

but yay.

my wretched stomach has finally decided to not blow up anymore. so im feeding again. YAY. FOOD. but minimally. and carefully. discretely.

imagine going to mcdonalds but not able to have a burger. BUBUR AYAM MCD.

yum. ): lol.

anyway. two tests. one tomorrow and one on wednesday. really busy. okay bye.

truth: relaxed. LIKE A BOSS. transformers. diodes. rectifiers. yawns.

best stop motion video ever. :D

HAHAHHAA.

happy halloween! (:

There’ll be no sunlight,

If I lose you baby.

Hurts Like Heaven.

2011-10-29T23:41:00.000-07:00

DID YOU KNOW?

a strawberry has an average of 200 seeds on each fruit. and its the only fruit that has seeds on the outside of the fruit.

i didn't..until i played alot of fruit ninja. LOL.

NEW HIGH SCORE!

happy deepavali!

i was back in penang. OH JIENS.

i actually waited like 45 minutes to finish a plate of this in under 5 minutes. torturing wait. but you'll forget the wait after downing the plate. :D

i bought coldplay's new album! WAZHA. after waiting for so long. after like avoiding coldplay's youtube channel cause somehow they released most songs from the cd onto youtube. i dunno why. but i was so excited to get this album that i double parked at mv parking lot due to that crazy travel fair JUST to get this album. :D

my verdict is..i think viva la vida is a better album. sounds better. but this is a like concept album with themes and concepts going around. and the album art is so pretty like always. and there are few awesome songs. like the one with rihanna which is their 3rd single. its still awesome dont get me wrong.

my favourite off the album. (:

well thats kinda it for now. im so tired. i got to go SUNWAY LAGOOON..wait for it..FOR FREEEEEEEE. totally worth it..if its free. never would i go sunway again if i had to pay a cent. lol.

the last time i was there was..december 2009.

hahahaha. lol. but really. i think the best part today was going for the flume ride twice cause there was no queue. haha.

and my tummy hurts. ): see why i dont like penang food anymore. i think it gave me food poisoning. geez. =/

epic face. HAHAHAHA.

byebye.

stacy is with mei keit, ah pher broke rocky's strings. and im left with siew bak. hes up for ~~donation~~ sale. sucky guitar. sorry mommy but its true. lol.

Its us against the world.

You Want The Moon Girl, Watch Me Grab It.

2011-10-25T21:59:00.000-07:00

i woke up at 830 on a sunday. like you'll never see me so eager to wake up so early on a sunday. EVER.

even with bruises all over from the crazy go kart from the previous night, i'll be damned but i was awake. 830 on a sunday.

TO SEE JAYESSLEEEEEE.

yay.

i missed out on their concert. but ah wai said i could follow to see them perform at their church. LOL. i know. but i was there. hahahahaha.

WAZHA.

damn alot of ppl. like 3 thousand people.

i got to sit so near. like so so near. like near near. like vip near. cause we came late. if you came early you had to sit at the back. HEE. hahahaha.

it was...awkward to say the least. although jeremy was there. it was still...awkward. lol. they came out to perform like 2 songs. that was then i realised how sucky my camera was. when i zoomed in i couldnt see their face. LOL.

all the zoomed in shots were from nana's camera. jealous. hahahaha. even though they sang two songs it was soooo sweeets. like aww. my heart melted cause jayesslee sang. hahaha. they so prettty. but chubby. hahahahahahhaa.

and technically i appeared on jayessleetv :D well technically. whether you get to see me, you gotta wait till they upload the video. hello malaysia! and i was the one jumping up and down. me me me me me me me!

they sang rocketeer and dare you to move by switchfoot which was so awesome. pweet. heartmelting. hahahahaha.

lets say, that sonia loses that guitar. and both of them stand together. do you think you would able to differentiate which is sonia and which is janice? i doubt it. LOL.

i regretted so many things. like not getting out early to queue earlier. though it would have been kinda rude. ORR just taking out my ipod HI SONIA! *camwhore together* SNAPS. epic.

the security and organising people..kinda let me down. lol. cause i was lining up. like a BOSS. i dunno why i said that. but i was lining up like a good person. although it was a super long queue. and people kept jumping in front of me. and the line at the front was getting bigger. as in rounder.

and no i dint have this clear shot. lol. this was taken from the chc facebook page. :P

so i jumped in front too. and i saw people getting their individual shots with jayesslee. but when it was my turn they said it had to be a group shot. that it had to be minimum of 3 people. and it was only me and nana. so wtf. people even had polaroid shots. LIKE. how cool would it be if you kept a polaroid of just you and janice and sonia. wouldnt that make all the guys in the world jealous. like geezzz. but no. they said one group one polaroid. so im gonna share my polaroid with like 5 people.

i knowww i shouldnt complain. im sorry. i should be grateful. so YES. i took a picture (group) picture with jayesslee after queueing for more than an hour. BOOYAH. yay. still makes ppl jealous. wee. but like jeremy said...i look like the lost kid in the picture. lol. like i wandered in the picture. ):

and i got their signature. yay. nana's fren got their signature on her iphone. ): jealous. cause she has an iphone 4. not cause of anything. lol. oh oh oh oh. i wanted to buy their shirt, but do you know how much it is? like 80 zenies. *coughs blood*

wei wei is like the official jayesslee stalker. she kept sending me pictures of where they were and stuff. hahaha. they were at klcc before going back to australia. boo. i should have went to that autograph session at the curve on friday. :/

the ios 5 is giving me SO MANY PROBLEMS. its killing me. honestly.

anyways, im already on a short holiday. DEEEEPAVALI. back to penang. yawns.

happy holidays!

CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! hahahahahhaa. okay the picture is misleading. i look like a serial killer trying to break iain's face neck who is in pain. IN REALITY, he was sleeping and i was just stretching his neck to wake him up. really. HAHHAHAHA.

nah. here my awesome top quality (audio-wise) jayesslee recording. i did not sing so you dun hear my voice. i was very calm and controlled. HAHAHAHA. but im sorry that i kept zooming in even though cannot see the face. i dunno what the hell i was doing. hahaha.

bye! (:

I never seen a star this close.

Not Ready To Make Nice.

2011-10-23T22:00:00.000-07:00

you're team is behind by a goal. If you concede one more goal, youre out.

the ball bounces dangerously, your keeper rushes out, but is beaten by the oncoming striker, with the ball goal bound, you suddenly have the extra determination to run. RUN. run faster than the ball. and your feet saves the ball from going beyond the ball.

you save the team a lifeline.

with the clock ticking, your teammate scores an equalising goal. but it isnt enough. we dint come here to draw.

deep into injury time, you get the goal, and you glance up at the goal, you shoot, the deafening crowd suddenly goes silence as your heartbeat drowns out the crowd.

AND HE SCORES.

damn right. and we win. cause i was so awesome. i so like my new shoe. :D

in the same game, i got to be both ferdinand and hernandez. and not often i get to be both.

end of with a celebration like that. :D

I HAD AN AWESOME GAME.

to be honest, i hate apple. like all the icrap. honestly if it werent for all the peer pressure i wouldnt be getting an ipod. maybe. lol.

other that its classiness, its pricey, itunes is the single most stupid program ever, and not to mention the super unfriendly retard apple customer service. like wtf. if i could i would have placed his head over my weenie and do the wiggle dance. which is gross btw. lol.

i updated to ios 5! a few days ago. and man do i regret it. its nothing special really. not like im gonna use icloud or whatever. and theres no jailbreak YET. well for the untethered one. so yea. regret. no whatsapp. ): boo. lousy.

ANYWAY.

this weekend, we got to go GO KART. VROOOOOOM. i bet most of you by now would have known.

it was AWESOME. we went there kinda early. so yea. and we started at 8. which was at night. lol. and i couldnt take much pictures. they wouldnt let me anyway. hahahhaa.

pictures!

lao lan face.

retard face.

ready to pawn ah toh face.

ready to start but engine no start yet face.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

long story short. we drove for one an a half hours TOP SPEED. DRIFT. VROOOOM. OVERTAKE.

thats right kah hoo. you crazy driver.

CRASH. i crashed. ah toh crashed. LOL. iain crashed like 5 times. hahahahaha. and kah hoo was voted most dangerous driver. lol. maybe its cause he doesnt get to drive enough so when he got to drive he was so happy. and dangerous. and really scary. like wtf. chiseen..

epic crash: Fabian Toh

crazy dangerous driver of the day: Ng Kah Hoo

Most bangs of the day: Iain Yang

First Blood bang of the day: Justin Lim. LOL.

i missed out on the jayesslee autograph session at rock corner at the curve on friday. cause i dint know bout it. *slaps forehead* and i dint get to go to their concert. BUTTT.

i managed to get their signature.

HOW?

next post. :P

policewoman outfit: HOT. psst. TIFFANY! if policewomen were these hot, i bet the crime rates would go off the roof. lol. i'm sorry. im usually not like that. but you cant blame me. you cant put korean girls into catwoman-like policewomen outfits and not expect us to oogle. right. im innocent. hahaha.

bye!

stupid evans. haih.

where's the light at the end of the tunnel?