what. up. HA. so the scary. but exciting all the same time. its always safety first. 1. pee before conducting experiment. LOL.
in this case. this toilet is meant for shemales,bisexuals alike. like sean. lol.
2. wear on your WHAT-UP safety glasses. looks freaking cool to me.
3.wear your gay-ass apron. hahahaha. we still look cool in it. i could have used my chocolate stained starbucks apron. hahahahaha.
4.wear on the ironman helmet. HEE. IRONMAN HELMET. HA! sweeet.
5.WELD ON BABY.
kah hoo in action. lol.
u can imagine how many times i blinded myself while welding. lol. freeeeeaking bright. it was freaking awesome. like so the awesome. like very awesome.
AWEEE-STRICH. AWEEE-STRALIA. AWEE-SOMA BIN LADEN. AWWWE-ZUNU clan. hahahahahahahahaha.
in other news. i AM going to penang.
im sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorrry shu fen. sowieeeee. i'll make it up to when i get back. lol. SORRRRRY.
got extra one cha cha. DETTTT. hahaha.
lol lol.
happy the early birthday xin yun. HA.
JJ gone to boarding. HA.
penang here i come! HA!
listening to: where the lines overlap by paramore.
And that was the day that I promised, I'd never sing of love, If it does not exist.
I had sworn to myself that I'm content, With loneliness, Because none of it was ever worth the risk.
you were the only exception. and if only you knew.
hahahaha. aku zha dou. christmas is like is like is like one week away away away! crap. time flies so fast.
we kinda screwed up lab this week. cause cause i slept for 5 hours cause i watched ARSHAVIN destroy liverpool. what upp.
talking about alumni, LOL.
KUEN CHENG 02' GATHERING.
thats my primary school. look at the ppl confirmed. FOUR. HAHAHA.
suck la you all. GO REPLY THE EVENT THING and say you're going DONT LEAVE ME GOING ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOL who call u so fast attend its like THIS FRIDAY today is like TUESDAY hahahahaha =( because im free? =( say you'll attend laaaaaaaaa yes laaaaaaaaa
hahahahahaha. lih fern u sark. lol. so the farnnie. i feel bad for the organiser. cause nobody replied her. hahahaha. i remember when we had out last reunion...FLASHBACK!
he grab my butt! that is not me. hahahaha.
it was kinda fun la. kinda. cause alot of ppl turn up. and i was hyper. LOL. but...this time dunno can go anot. pending. cause of ridiculous situation. i will get to that.
SPOT ME SPOT ME SPOT ME. HAHAHA.
and then.
shufen: heyhey :) sat night you free?? come my house BBQ!!
shu fen turns 19 this sunday! :) sobs sobs. another friend turns 19. i swear so many people are celebrating their birthday this month. but then again. i cant say yes to her yet. pending. we'll get to that.
LEE SHU FEN. I DEMAND WE TAKE NEW PICTURE. okay? :D
and then. ah toh is having his annual lousy christmas party :D ok la. not so lousy. quite the awesome. heehee. this i can go. hahahaha. but but. but must buy present to exchange lol lol. any ideas? :P
'disini saya sumpah kamu (hereby wishing u guys)... selamat menyambut kelahiran tuhan dan tahun yang amat baru (merry christmas and happy new year) tuhan suka sama lu (god bless you)'
lol. nutcase.
this was last year :)
:D
fan ngan. hahahahahhaa.
okay. back to the problem.
im going to jail.
no laaa. hahahahaha. my family are going to assam laksa, char kuey teow, curry mee, FRIED OYSTER *drools* land, AND i cant go. cause. i have lab on monday. its a lab session. and skip lab sessions i cannot. not only my marks get potong-ed, my lab partner which is ng kah hoo, marks get potong-ed he will. also. so. i cannot. goooo.
THEN. my mom goes ahead and BUYS the bus ticket for ME. to TRAVEL. ALONE. from penang. on sunday morning. now tell me its unacceptable that she bought the ticket BEFORE asking me. =.= i mean of course i wanna go. but no i dun wanna take a 5 hour bus trip for penang alone. and its my fault? seriously.
I AM NOT GOING.
dowan choi her d u imagine and see try imagine justin kor kor very very very angry cannot hahaha no image found HAHAHAHAHA CACAT
oh oh. kah hoo borrowed me WAKING UP. like one republic's album. which bought for him i did for his birthday. support original! anyway. its nice wei. i likey erm erm. MADE FOR YOUUUUU. the perfect opening before 'all the right moves' which is the seconda track. and is very the awesome also. AWEEEEE-STRICH. OSTRICH. hahahahaha. wadddup.
you have to sooo see this. LOL.
I LIKE MY BLOG IS FAT NOW. FAT ENOUGH TO PUT BIG BIG FAT FAT PICTURES. HEH.
an alumni, is a group of old people, who used to study together, plans to meet up after ONE light year, which by then, everyone is OLD and have forgotten each other's names. uhuh.
I, was forced to had an opportunity to witness such a miraculous event. except it wasnt my gathering. it was my brother's old school secondary school graduate class of 2002. lol. no dun ask me i was there. i have no idea. hahahaha.
so as awkward as it was, jeremy and toh was there, 3 ppl i knew out of the many many ppl staring at me. LOL. i went as Jaya Kumar, an indian classmate of my brother. hahahahahaha. what upppp.
"group picture!"
"err..me also ah."
this is ah chin. he so the happy. cause he think he won a present. but. ah toh actually used the restaurant's fake present deco. and he stuffed the chilli and tomato sauce bottles and rewrapped the present. lol. u have to laugh hahahaha. if you dun laugh it just sounds mean. LOL.
PICTURES OF THE DAY:
so sweet. but gay marriage is forbidden. lol. taken at christopher's wedding. which i dint go. sobs. T.T
credits to jeremy for his awesome pictures.
cmon arsenal!
i hate mondays.
listening to:
ba da ba ba ba ba ba ba!
"We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones who hurt us and hurt the ones who love us."
a winless battle,
a meaningless cause,
why am i still fighting.
I heard you're doin' okay, But I want you to know, I'm addic- I'm addicted to you.
I can't pretend I don't care, When you don't think about me. Do you think I deserve this? I try to make you happy, But you left anyway.
Since the day I met you, And after all we've been through, Still addic- I'm addicted to you. I think you know that it's true.
I'd run a thousand miles to get to you. Do you think I deserve this. I tried to make you happy. I did all that I could. Just to treat you good in every way.
How long will I be waiting? Till the end of time. I don't know why I'm still waiting. I can't make you mine.
i hate thursdays. i just found out i have CLASSES on CHRISTMAS EVE. and NEW YEAR's EVE. =.= ridiculous. so much for celebrations. booo.
talking bout celebrations,
ee shan the fat ass turns 19! hahahahahaha. yayyyy. you're old. yayyyy. look at wrinkles on your face. yayyy. its your last year of being a teenager. OMG IM TURNING TWENTY. hahahahaha. JUST JOKING. hope u have a blast. on the last year. of being a teenager. =( sobs. I HIT THE BIG TWO-O IN IN LIKE THREE MONTHS.
so much for the hype of storm warriors. it sucks than eating shit. not that i have tried eating shit. but u can imagine how stupid it is. hahahahahaha. i enjoyed ninja assassin much more to be truthful. lol. storm warriors stole ideas from 300, from twilight, from spiderman, from superman, from star wars. hahahaha. theres a character that resembles darth vader. it SUCKS.
to top it up, i got lost while getting to tropicana city, LOL. like like, i see it but but how do i get in. and i u-turned like 3 times i think. hahahaha. we all got conned at dinner. imagine eating a 20 bucks wan tan mee. what uppp. and the toy shop closed when we got there. BOO.
look at the 2 grown up kids. hahahahaha omg. the puck flew out of the table and almost hit a person. omg. hahahahahahahaha. made me laugh like crazy.
THEN, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life, quote barney, lol. THIS HAPPENED.
i had to stop breathing so i wouldnt laugh out loud. felt like i was going to faint. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. got sound wan ok. *plop...plop...plop* HAHAHAHAHAHA. too bad the video cannot hear. LOL. these are the classic moments that shall be remembered forever with video evidence. YES. HAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry jeremy. i feel so bad. but THIS IS SO FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
py and michelle really attempted the webcam five. OMG. hahahahahahahaha.
so that concludes another post full of crap. wadduupppp. :D
listening to: the static age by green day. rocks hard.
WEEEE. went to uni just for manufacturing processing lab. so boring fun. we get to play with different stuff and listen to horror stories on how past students lost fingers, got cut by a ninja star thing, lost their moustache or grow another male genitalia. ok im just kidding. but its kinda scary. what if it really happens. as in. hahahahhaa.
look. iain's nipple is. 50.3 mm big. we measured using the super accurate dial vernier callipers. then we used the digital vernier callipers to make sure iain's nipple was that big. and then. we took turns to hit iain's nipple until it was swollen. then we took measurements again. that was what we learned. awesome right. hahahhahahaha.
i bought iron man replica helmet! actually see. got so many. uniten actually makes his helmets :O gasps. its labelled. monday, tuesday, wednesday, hero-saving day, exhibition day....
this is where u shower before u go into the swimming pool. cool right. no la. its to shower down in case u catch on fire. no la. actually its the scene in district 9 for experimental purposes. no la actually its a microphone. u speak into it so ur lab partner over the other side can hear. they are improving technology.
"this is the turbine to generate (insert very big number) watts. The ones at TNB power stations is (inserts another very big number) the size of this. they ..... steam........ steam.......steam.....dry steam....from steam.........steam....steam....." "pssst. wei kah hoo. he say steam. hahahahahahahahaha."
the whole day i was actually touring around the big ass lab in a factory.
"ni yao hui jia maaaaaaaa" "yaoooo. tan shi wo hen pa. wo pa ta gen wo ma ma jiang."
vomeets.
i have changed my list. of all men that i look up to, the one i wanted to be most was david beckham. like what up right. damn cool.
but now. NO. i rather be AWESOME, than COOL. barney stinson is my new hero. HAHAHAHA. WHAT UPPP.
ok this post is full of crap. but isnt my life so. hahahahaha. weee. IM GOING TO WATCH STORM WARRIORS. like later. u know. bou keng wan. vroooo. WEEEE. :D
listening to: the saltwater room by owl city. what upp. kicks. major. ass. owl city is actually awesome.
seriously. VOMEETS.
When you try your best but you don't succeed, When you get what you want but not what you need, When you feel so tired but you can't sleep, Stuck in reverse.
And the tears come streaming down your face, When you lose something you can't replace, When you love someone but it goes to waste, Could it be worse?
SO. uni has started for like a week. and if u dont know, i hate uni. uni sucks. sucks. sucks.
well lab is fun. :D me and kah hoo are again the outsiders of this class. it was suppose to be taken for semester three. butttttt. you know. no other classes to take. the thing is we're good at it. we were the first pair to finish. WHAT UPP i think the lab instructor likes me. hahahaha.
"ok thats all. you can go take everything from the technician." "weii. she said 'asshole'. HAHAHAHAHA."
well it really sounded like she said asshole. hahahaha. moving on. another fun thing in college is making fun of the lecturer's name. LOL. omg. we're so bad.
ban kean nam. things that rhyme with it. no pun intended. no bun intended. az ka bun. bugs bun nee. bun na na. chocolate bun. bun nee stinson.
"so thats the voltage source. over here." "sir, what about chilli sauce?"
HAHAHAHAHA. KAH HOO's STUPID IDEA.
my mondays are 9 to 9 and i have 6 hours of break in the middle. stewpid. stewpig. chicken stew. tomorrow is movie day! :D
look. its my car again! my bumblebee transformed into a beetle. so become bumbeetle. HAHAHAHAHA. see got new member of backstreet boy summre in the picture. how cools.
can you lend me your archulator? well most ppl would go "huh whats that?" but i shall educate you whats an archulator. its actually a hair dryer that looks like that!
how cool is my portable hairdryer. VROOO. can blow paper.
ok. really la. actually its a helmet. like this storm trooper helmet.
that is not me. that is some skinny ass half naked storm trooper doing the usain bolt pose in my room. no idea who it is though. GASPS. INTRUDER! HOW DARE HE TAKE A PHOTO OF HIMSELF IN MY ROOM. ok thats me. hahahahahhahaa. instead of making you sound like storm trooper. it makes you sound like david archuleta. you know..."but this crush aint going away-ay-ay, going away-ay-ay" ya like that. very cool. hahahahahahahaha.
actually its the way we call a calculator. smart right. hahahaha. can you lend me your archulator? LOL. now you knowww.
omg i think sleeping for just 4 hours makes me like that. or am i always like that. LOL.
WELL. as its the season to be jolly, Ba-da ba ba-da ba ba da, not falalala, its paramore's version. LOL. oh as i was saying, im making my own justin's awesome christmas list of awesomeness. what up right.
i use to wish for this album, that album. now. nahhhh. lol. we have the internet yo. see i nvr wish for new phone or new this or new that. im content with life. well not really. my mama teach me not to be greedy and to be content with what i have. so can i have my ipod now? pretty pleaseee :D hahahahhaa.
HOOO. IRON MAN. LOL. is 8gb enough? =/
OUCHIE FROM MY NOSE! HAHAHAHA. and look at my holy 6 feet christmas tree of awesomeness. lol.
well its either my brother is 6 feet 2 or we got conned. =/ hahahahaha
WHEEE. im so awesome. i like the word awesome. cause barney is so awesome. WHAT UPPPPPPP. LOL.
WEBCAM FIVE!
HAHAHAHAHA. omg. CHOW! :D
BA-DA BA BA-DA BA BA DA :)
this is one AWESOME post. lol. nay. this is one LEGENDARY post. hahahahaha.
did you know, a female lion goes out and hunt for food while the male lion just waits for food. lol.
did you know, only female mosquitoes suck blood?
did you know, a giraffe is totally harmless but weighs 2 tonnes and has the super long tongue that can reaches its ears? it can lick ur face off with that tongue. lol.
did you know, a female tarantula EATS the male tarantula after mating. talking bout making love. gross.
did you know, you should always remember to sign out ur msn after signing in at ur fren's pc? LOL.
BRO CODE ARTICLE 111
"If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his email, the Bro will sign out for him, but only after first sending a few angry emails to random contacts and then deleting all sent messages."
or in this case. changing the nickname. :D
"i found kutu in my balls area...what should i do?" HAHAHAHAHA.
did you know, I ATE SHABU SHABU? =D ROCK THE WORLD. with ah toh. 2 of us. LOL. tasteful. mmmmmmhhhmmm. i ate non-stop for 2 hours. stomach bocor. FREAKING AWESOME.
did you know, christmas came early for me. thanks korkor. very pretty. =)
did you know, my daddy comes home today. lalala. :D
did you know, this day 19 years ago, our first prime minister passed away? i always say that every year. lol.
did you know, this dude turned 18 last year.
the one in the centre. lalala. happy bday sucker. i like this picture of me. headbanging. blur. =.=
did you know, the perfect ending to the weekend would be if chelsea lost? oh whats that? they really lost. LOL. eat that.
well it wasnt really a perfect weekend. FLASHBACK.
i was supposed to go skiing skating on friday. got so excited. BUT. UNTIL PPL FFK ME. PPL FFK ME. after i got all ready. imagine how bummed i was. =(
then. instead. i went on a road trip to get lost around taylor's college looking for a toy shop. lol. i had to ask directions from shu fen. LOL. thanks :D but yea. they scam me. 80 bucks =/ so booooooooo. boooo. there goes my 4 day weekend =/
listening to: VIVA LA GLORIA! by green day. ROCK THE WORLD. green day's album is awesome. downloading is bad. bad. free. but bad. hahahahahahahaha. cant wait to listen to timbaland's new album. lalala.
did you know? my class starts at 2 tomorrow. HOHO. so awesome.
Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn, To cry, cry me a river.